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Words Matter. Especially Ones With Four Letters.

Beautiful Clear Day In Beverly Hills. The Sweet Smell Of Botox Is In The Air.

Found A Bunch Of Old Shower Caps In My House. Was Gonna Throw Them Out But Realized They Make Excellent Porta Potties For Long Road Trips.

You Learn Who Your Friends Are When You Find Out Who Will Lie For You.

If 'what Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger,' How Do You Explain Zombies?