If You're In High School,

I Just Don't Ever Want To Play The Girlfriend. You Know, The Supporting Character In The Background Who Just Sort Of Comes In And Goes, "oh, Shucks." It's Just A Boring Character.

Being A Mom Can Be So Isolating, And Hanging Out With Other Moms Is Very, Very Healthy.

And I Thought, There's A Sloth Near. There's A Sloth Here, It's Close, It's Gonna Happen. And I Didn't Know How To Process That, Because My Entire Life Had Been Waiting For This Moment.

All Girls Hit That Phase Where They Like The Bad Boy. I Grew Out Of That Really Young And I Have A Wonderful Guy In My Life Who's Not A Bad Boy At All. I Like The Satiric, Consistent Nice Guy.

I'm Not Homely Enough To Play The Nerdy Girl And Not Nearly Pretty Enough To Play The Pretty Girl.