If You're Lucky, You Don't

Fame Is Important, But To Be Rich Is More Important.

Men Want Success And Sex. Women Want Everything.

The Only Jobs Kids Have Are To Do Well In School, To Be Charming And Polite, And Be Thankful. That's It. I'll House You, Protect You, I'll Even Give My Life For You, And In Return, You Will Behave.

I Wanted To Be In A Band That Gave Bang For The Buck. I Wanted To Be In The Band Who Didn't Look Like A Bunch Of Guys Who, You Know, Should Be In A Library Studying For Their Finals.

If You're A Man In Your Twenties Or Thirties, And You Have Yet To Make Your Fortune, I Would Urge You Not To Get Married.