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Whenever Something Good Happens, Write It Down. Buy A Special Notebook . . . And Use It To List All The Good In Your Life.

If Our Early Lessons Of Acceptance Were As Successful As Our Early Lessons Of Anger How Much Happier We Would All Be.

The Laws Against Public Nudity Make No Sense. The Idea That Jerry Falwell Can Go Topless While Cindy Crawford Cannot Is An Absolute Affront To Logic, Common Sense And The 5000 Year Human Struggle For Aesthetic Taste.

Although A Lot Can Be Learned From Adversity, Most Of The Same Lessons Can Be Learned Through Laughter And Joy.

The Reason We Feel Hurt And Anger When Things And People Outside Us Let Us Down Is Because We Believe Those Things And People Shouldn't. Well, Sorry, That's Not Life Here On Earth.