If You're Not Ready To

Wine Is A Living Liquid Containing No Preservatives. Its Life Cycle Comprises Youth, Maturity, Old Age, And Death. When Not Treated With Reasonable Respect It Will Sicken And Die.

But I Was A Pure Romantic, And Only Operating With Half My Burners Turned On.

One Of The Secrets, And Pleasures, Of Cooking Is To Learn To Correct Something If It Goes Awry; And One Of The Lessons Is To Grin And Bear It If It Cannot Be Fixed.

When The War Broke Out I Decided I Would Be Very Patriotic. Standing My Full Height. I Presented Myself To The Wacs And The To The Waves. And I Was Rejected - I Was An Inch Too Tall.

Without Peanuts, It Isn't A Cocktail Party.