If You're Not Upsetting Idiots,

Americans Have The Right To Choose To Be Unarmed And Helpless. Be My Guest.

My Life Is A Tsunami Of Inspirations. Number One Is That I Really Do Just Love My Bbq. I Mean It's The Sustenance Of Mankind. You Know, The Animal Rights Of People, If They Had Their Way, 99% Of The Human Race Would Parish Because We Sustain Ourselves With Dead Stuff On The Grill.

I Have Undeniable Evidence That Many Have Awakened As A Result Of My Raising Hell. Raising Hell Is So American Rock-and-roll. And Of Course Even Soulless Wimps Love Killer Music And My Incredible Guitar Tone.

My Baby She'll Take A Chance, My Baby Got A Brand New Dance, Wango Tango, Wango Tango.

There Is No Finer Sonic-producing Weapon For A Guitar Slayer Than A Hand Crafter Gibson Masterpiece.