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The Clinton Administration Has Turned Out To Be A Boon. I Knew That He Would Be Wonderful, I Just Knew It From The Beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.

All The Problems We Face In The United States Today Can Be Traced To An Unenlightened Immigration Policy On The Part Of The American Indian.

I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good President, And They Have A Great Pension Plan.

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

The Federal Government Spends Millions To Run The Postal Service. I Could Lose Your Mail For Half Of That.