If You're Really Truthful With

Brunettes Are Troublemakers. They're Worse Than The Jews.

I Have Found That Great Ideas Come When You Have A Great Desire To Have Them.

I Don't Think The Real America Is In New York Or On The Pacific Coast; Personally, I Like The Middle West Much Better, Places Like North And South Dakota, Minneapolis And Saint Paul. There, I Think, Are The True Americans

Friends Have Asked How I Came To Engender This American Antagonism. My Prodigious Sin Was, And Still Is, Being A Non-conformist. Although I Am Not A Communist I Refused To Fall In Line By Hating Them. Secondly, I Was Opposed To The Committee On Un-american Activities - A Dishonest Phrase To Begin With, Elastic Enough To Wrap Around The Throat And Strangle The Voice Of Any American Citizen Whose Honest Opinion Is A Minority Of One.

My Pain May Be The Reason For Somebody's Laugh. But My Laugh Must Never Be The Reason For Somebody's Pain.