If You've Ever Made Change

If You Ever Start Feeling Like You Have The Goofiest, Craziest, Most Dysfunctional Family In The World, All You Have To Do Is Go To A State Fair. Because Five Minutes At The Fair, You'll Be Going, 'you Know, We're Alright. We Are Dang Near Royalty.'

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Gives You Tips On How To Sneak Booze Into Sporting Events.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

All These Years I've Sat In Airports And Kind Of Drawn People And Put Like Far Side Captions On Them.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Wish Your Outhouse Was As Nice As Those At The State Park.