Ignorance Is The Mother Of

Every Man Serves A Useful Purpose: A Miser, For Example, Makes A Wonderful Ancestor.

The Man Who Says He Is Willing To Meet You Halfway Is Usually A Poor Judge Of Distance.

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.

You Can't Cross The Sea Merely By Standing And Staring At The Water. Don't Let Yourself Indulge In Vain Wishes.

A Censor Is An Expert In Cutting Remarks. A Censor Is A Man Who Knows More Than He Thinks You Ought To.