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Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.

I Think It Was Cosby Who Also Said To Me, 'if Only 2 Percent Of The World Thinks You're Funny, You'll Still Fill Stadiums For The Rest Of Your Life.'

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying. Of Course They Do. Even Babies Go To The Attractive Face. It's The Way Humans Work.

I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina Fey Now If I Hadn't Tried To Look Good In The Beginning.