I'll Never Harden My Heart

I Know Some Of The Best Dolly Parton Jokes. I Made 'em Up Myself.

If We Can't Be True To Ourselves, What Can We Be True To?

[on Being Overweight:] If I Tried To Haul Ass, I Would Have To Make Two Trips.

I Pray A Lot. I Pray That God Will Show Me What To Do And Will Guide Me And Lead Me.

I Don't Want To Throw Rice. I Want To Throw Rocks.