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Some People Can Handle Alcohol. You Know Who You Are. Some People Can't Handle Alcohol. The Police Know Who You Are.

I Have No Talent When It Comes To Pianos Or Guitars Or Any Of That, Even Karaoke. For Karaoke, I Have To Be Wasted To Get Up There And Sing.

I Don't Have To Worry About Writing Jokes. I Just Tell Stories About Things That Have Happened To Me. As Long As I'm Alive And I'm Living And I'm Experiencing Different Things Every Day, The Show Will Always Change.

I Talked About The Stuff So Openly That People Are Able To Connect And Relate. I Put Everything Out There [into The Network], And If I'm Having A Bad Time, People Know About It.

I See A Lot Of Nice Hotels, But I Never Really Get To Enjoy The Cities, Because I Have To Be On A Plane The Next Day.