I'm A Bad Woman, But

Anyone Who Can't Say Blank Is Deceitful.

You Think Beautiful Girls Are Going To Stay In Style Forever? I Should Say Not! Any Minute Now They're Going To Be Out! Finished! Then It'll Be My Turn!

I've Done Everything In The Theatre Except Marry A Property Man.

Love Is Like A Card Trick. After You Know How It Works, It's No Fun Any More.

Being A Funny Person Does An Awful Lot Of Things To You. You Feel That You Mustn't Get Serious With People. They Don't Expect It From You, And They Don't Want To See It. You're Not Entitled To Be Serious, You're A Clown, And They Only Want You To Make Them Laugh.