I'm A Better Person Now,

I Don't Really Do Pranks Any More. I Have A Laugh In The Dressing Room Here, Where It's Safe, And The Guys Don't Go To The Papers And Tell Them What I've Done.

I'll Tell You What My Real Dream Is. I Mean My Absolute Number One Dream That Will Mean I Die A Happy Man If It Happens. I Want To See A Ufo. They're Real. I Don't Care If You Look At Me Like That. Ufo's Are A Definite Fact And I've Got To See One Soon.

A Boy Is Better Unborn Than Untaught.

I Fought Back, Got Injured Again And I Had To Have Another Operation. I Got Down And Depressed And I Think I Was Drinking More Than I Should. Well, I Know I Was.

I'll Tell You The Truth; I Had A Double Brandy Before The Game But, Before, It Used To Be Four Bottles Of Whisky. Not Any More. I Was Fine. I Had A Glass Of Wine After The Game. But It Was Just A Mouthful.