I'm A Complete Romantic -

It's Much Easier To Have Nothing To Live Up To. You Surprise People When You Form A Full Sentence.

You Grow Up And Change Your Look. I Feel Different From How I Did In My Playboy Days. Now I Think I'm In Charge Of Toning Down My Look Or Not.

I Know My Mom Still Wears Lingerie And Jumps Out Of Closets To Scare My Dad. She's Always Joked That She Tries To Give Him A Heart Attack So She Can Get His Coin Collection. But Now She's Actually Worried That She Might Give Him A Heart Attack. And The Coin Collection May Not Exist, So She's Being Gentler On Him.

I Love Doing What I Do, But I Don't Like Seeing The Finished Product.

My Dad Read The Bible Ten Times, And I Want To Do It In My Lifetime. But It's Definitely Tough Getting Through.