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I Cannot Imagine Any Crime Worse Than Taking A Life, Can You? -it'd Depend Whose Life.

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

God Forgive Us-but Most Of Us Grew Up To Be The Sort Of Men Our Mothers Warned Us Against.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

There Is No Human Situation So Miserable That It Cannot Be Made Worse By The Presence Of A Policeman.