I'm A Dyslexic Person, So

He [charlie Chaplin] Was Always Playing As If It Were To The Camera, If You've Seen The Live Shots Of Him When He's Going To An Opening Night Or Something Like That. And The Skills That He Had Were Beyond My Ability To Throw Together. You Just Couldn't Really Compete With Him. He Was Too Athletic At That.

I'm An Action Transvestite Really, So It's Running, Jumping, Climbing Trees Putting On Make-up When You're Up There!

I Remember When I Was Being Told About Watergate, And I Thought, "oh, America Is Not What I Think America Is." But America Is What I Think It Is. It's Just That It's Two Bits Of It, And I Don't Go With The Republican Bit Of It. I Go More With The Democratic Bit.

I Mean, Sometimes... A Comedian Becomes An Actor, And They Just Don't Deliver, Because The Bottom Line Of Comedy Is To Be Funny, And The Bottom Line Of Acting Is To Be Truthful, And They Get That Mixed Up Sometimes, Or Don't Even Notice That That's The Thing.

I Grew Up In Europe, Where The History Comes From.