I'm A Ghetto Man Who

I Had To Tell About My Colonic, Which Expresses The Fact Why I'm So Neat Today As Opposed To A Few Years Ago. I Never Knew That The Weight Made That Much Difference.

My Music Wasn't Written By Mozart, Beethoven, Bach Or Schubert. It's Written By God And Me. They Go "a One And A Two And Up." We Start On The Downbeat. Bam! And That's Where We Got Them.

I've Been Held Responsible For Taxes I Know Nothing About.

Michael Jackson Has A Very Good Heart. He Was Crying When He Was Giving Me The Award, 'cause His Mind Went Back Over The Early Days.

Some Like Them Fat, Some Like Them Tall, Some Like Them Short, Skinny Legs And All. I Like Them All.