I'm A Happy Person But

All The Candy Corn That Was Ever Made Was Made In 1911.

We Have Fossils... We Win!

The People We Elect Aren't Bipartisan. The American Public Is Bipartisan.

I'm Constantly In Fear Of Having A Stroke.

Every Time I Use An App, Part Of My Brain Dies! We'll Get To The Point Where We Go To Bed And Wonder: 'did I Have A Thought Today?' You'll Have To Go To Your 'thought' App!