I'm A Hero With Coward's

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.

I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm A Hero From The Waist Up.

Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Get It Out With Optrex.

General: Where Are You From? Spike: London. General: Which Part? Spike: ... Well, All Of Me.