I'm A Mother. Mothers Multi-task.

As The Oldest I Was A Daddys Girl And Loved Him With All My Heart. My Daddy Had Holes In His Shoes So That He Could Pay For My Photography Classes, You Know What I Mean.

My Husband, Sal, And I Put Date Nights On The Calendar Once A Week. I Know That Doesn't Sound Romantic, But Otherwise It Won't Get Done.

I Do A Lot Of Stairs, A Lot Of Planks, A Lot Of Squats, A Lot Of Treadmill, A Lot Of Screaming - And I Do It Four Times A Week.

I've Taken Salsa Classes. I Love Dancing And I Love To Karaoke. So I Bought A Microphone With Some Tapes And My Son And I Karaoke. I Know The Entire 'dora The Explorer' Soundtrack.

When I Planned My Wedding The First Time, My Ex-husband And I, We Were Both Struggling Comics. I Had A Tv Show That Had Gotten Cancelled. Basically, I Rented A Wedding Gown; The Reception Hall Smelled Like Feet.