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Steroids Build Your Muscles, But They Don't Build Your Tendons Or Ligaments.

You Can't Not Be A Little Different From Others And Be Successful For Three Decades.

You Have This Great Big Fantasy Life, And It Looks Like A Non-stop 24/7 Party. But What Do You Do When You Get To The End Of The Internet And There's Nothing Left To Buy? There's Just A Picture Of Wayne Newton Flipping You Off.

Charlie Sheen Has The Potential To Cause Your Soul To Weep And Forfeit

I Kind Of Like That Romantic Image Of Being In A Rocker With My Family Gathered Around, All These Generations In One Room, Listening Intently To My Stories.