I'm A Real Kentish Maid,

I Never Ever Take Into Consideration The Consequences Of My Actions Until It's Too Late.

Having Children Is Fab. They Keep Me Young And Make Me Get Up In The Morning.

I Like To Read My Diary Occasionally To Remind Myself What A Miserable, Alienated Old Sod I Used To Be.

Usually, What People In The Public Eye Do Is Pick Two Charities And Just Exclusively Work For Them. But That Means You Have To Turn People Down All The Time, So I Try And Do Something For Everyone That Asks Me, At Least Once.

My Doctor Told Me I Should Get Out Of Breath Three Times A Week, So I Took Up Smoking.