I'm A Satirist, So I've

Brb, Ttyl Ok? Wow, I Saved A 'ton' Of Time With Those Acronyms.

Mitt Romney's Email Was Hacked! So If You Start Getting Messages That Sound Like They're From A Bot, He's Fixed The Problem.

Remember, Jesus Would Rather Constantly Shame Gays Than Let Orphans Have A Family.

Isn't An Agnostic Just An Atheist Without Balls?

Some People Perceive Me As An Assassin Or At Least Someone Who Can Slip Under Your Guard With A Knife. But If You Watch What I Do, That's Almost Never The Case. I'm Just Trying To Keep The Balloon In The Air. It Rarely Turns Into Anything Combative.