I'm A Self-made Man. Who

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

So Little Time And So Little To Do.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.