I'm A Sweats And Uggs

Parenting Is One Of The Hardest Jobs On Earth.

Everybody Who Has Ever Been Snubbed, You Know That Is Very Humiliating.

If We Can Say, "i Loved, And I Received A Lot Of Love," Then Great. That's Enough.

I Remember Being Seven And Asking My Mom If I Was As Pretty As Monique [my Best Friend In Grade School]. And With All The Love In The World, My Mom Looked At Me And Said, 'oh, Honey, You're So Funny.' So, She Doesn't Lie To Me...she Answers The Question By Not Answering And Instead Tells Me What She Thinks Is My Greatest Strength.

As A Teenager, I Was An Enormous Fan Of Valerie Bertinelli's Hair.