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You Look In The Mirror Everyday And You See The Same Thing. As An Entertainer, You Wanna See Something New.

The World Doesn't Need Another Clothing Company. But It Does Need A Certain Funk.

I Had Six Silly Tattoos Done When I Was Young And I Bitterly Regret Them. I've Thought About Laser Surgery, But That Leaves A Scar, So I'm Just Leaving Them.

Your White Tee, Well To Me, Looks Like A Nightgown; Make Your Mama Proud, Take That Thing Two Sizes Down.

If You Look At Old Football Pictures, The Jerseys Were Hanging, The Sleeves Were Dangling, But Now Everything Is Tucked And Tailored.