I'm A Would-be Rebel. The

You Have To Go Through The Long, Painful Process Of Learning Techniques To Be Able To Recognize A "good Accident" Or A "bad Accident."

The French Always Seemed To Be So Chic. The Food Was Better, The Clothes Were Better, The Makeup Was Better, The Hair Was Better. Everything Was Better In France.

When You're Young And Beautiful, You're Paranoid And Miserable.

Love Is A Command To Rise To One's Highest Potential, The Best And Noblest Vision Of Ourselves. Love Is A Reward, The Greatest We Can Earn, Granted To Us For The Moral Qualities We Have Achieved In Our Lives.

It's Outrageous. It's Ridiculous. And 'twas Ever Thus. We All Watched James Bond As He Got More And More Geriatric, And His Girlfriends Got Younger And Younger. It's So Annoying.