I'm All For Stage Diving,

If It's Illegal To Rock And Roll, Throw My Ass In Jail!

Drugs Are A Waste Of Time. They Destroy Your Memory And Your Self-respect And Everything That Goes Along With Your Self-esteem. They're No Good At All.

A Friend Is Nothing But A Known Enemy.

I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee-shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

People Think Of Life As Being So Sacred And They Feel Like This Is Their Only Chance And They Have To Do Something With Their Life And Make An Impact As Far As I'm Concerned, It's Just A Pitstop For The Afterlife. It's Just A Little Test To See How You Can Handle Reality.