I'm Always Interested In What's

I Eat Whatever I Want. I Like Bread And Cheese And Wine, And That Makes My Life Fun And Enjoyable.

I Love Men, Even Though They're Lying, Cheating Scumbags.

Some Days I Feel Like Everyone In My World Has Plugged Themselves Into My Kidney. I'm So Tired. But When You're Having Dinner With Your Kids And Your Husband And Someone Says Something Funny Or You're Dying Laughing Because Your Three-year-old Made A Fart Joke, It Doesn't Matter What Else Is Going On. That's Real Happiess.

I'm Just A Normal Mother With The Same Struggles As Any Other Mother Who's Trying To Do Everything At Once And Trying To Be A Wife And Maintain A Relationship. There's Absolutely Nothing Perfect About My Life, But I Just Try Hard.

I Think It's The Strange Irony That We Make All These Life Choices Before We're 40, Because Really We Shouldn't Make Any Until We're 40. It Almost Feels Like You Get A Software Upgrade And You Start To Experience Life In Such A Different Way, Because You Just Don't Suffer Fools, You Go Straight For What Means Something And What Feels Good, And You Stop Caring About Pleasing Other People.