I'm An Nra-certified Expert Rifleman.

Amy Sedaris Makes Me Laugh Harder Than Anybody.

I Love Getting Into Restaurants And Getting Free Stuff - That Part Of Fame I Definitely Enjoy!

I Ran Into Woody Allen Shooting A Movie On My Block. I Can't Believe This Is My Life!

People Don't Get Drafted Into Being Housewives. It's A Voluntary Experience, So People Are Putting Themselves Into This Situation Voluntarily.

I Hope People Will Find The Book [superficial: More Adventures From The Andy Cohen Diaries] A Whole Lot More Than Hollow.