I'm At The Age Where

Britain Has The Ira And No One Cancels Concerts There.

Have You Seen U2's Live Show? It's Boring As Hell. It's Like Watching Cnn.

Britain Leads The Way In Fund Raising. I Am So Proud Of Britain.

There's The Perception Danni Minogue Is The Sweetest Little Thing In The World But She's Not... She's Got Balls Of Steel.

I'm Very Lucky In That I Have A Good Cosmetic Surgeon.