I'm Buying Things For People

Consciousness Does Affect Matter.

Life Is Not A Theme Park, And If It Is, The Theme Is Death.

And I Don't Think We Should Be Continuing To Propagate The Idea That Famous People Are Magical Or Special Because It Makes People Feel Like Their Lives Ain't No Good.

Drugs And Alcohol Are Not My Problem, Reality Is My Problem, Drugs And Alcohol Are My Solution.

Sometimes, As A Comedian, A Line Will Come To You, That Is So Beautiful, So Perfect, That You Think: I Did Not Create This Line. This Line Belongs To All Of Us. Surely This Is A Line Of God