I'm Carrying The Weight Of

I Once Believed In Causes, Too. Had My Pointless Point Of View. Life Went On No Matter Who Was Wrong Or Right.

I Keep Telling People: Don't Make Me The Poster Boy For Aa Because I Don't Know A Lot About Sobriety, But I Do Know A Lot About Drinking.

You've Got Yoga, I've Got Beer. You Got Overpriced, I Got Weird.

The Joy Of Life Is Made Up Of Obscure And Seemingly Mundane Victories That Give Us Our Own Small Satisfactions.

You Get Paid Like A Really Good Call Girl. Walking Offstage Is Like The Walk Of Shame.