I'm Conservative, But I'm Not

I'm The One Who Will Not Raise Taxes. My Opponent Now Says He'll Raise Them As A Last Resort, Or A Third Resort. But When A Politician Talks Like That, You Know That's One Resort He'll Be Checking Into. My Opponent, My Opponent Won't Rule Out Raising Taxes. But I Will. And The Congress Will Push Me To Raise Taxes And I'll Say No. And They'll Push, And I'll Say No, And They'll Push Again, And I'll Say, To Them, Read My Lips: No New Taxes.

My Favorite Picture Is A Picture Of American Soldiers Surrounding A Guy In A Foxhole, Iraqi Soldier, And The American Guy Says, "we're Not Going To Harm You. We're American Soldiers."

Somebody Said, "well, You're Going To Write Your Definitive Book About Your Life, Biography." No, I'm Not. I Haven't Done That. I Wrote A Book Of Letters Which Gives An Insight Into The Real Me As Opposed To The Public Perceptions Of Me. But I'm Convinced Historians Will Figure Out The Things We Got Wrong And Hopefully The Things We Got Right.

Ozone Man, Ozone. He's Crazy, Way Out, Far Out, Man.

I Try To Hold My Charisma In Check.