I'm For Whatever Gets You

Dare To Wear The Foolish Clown Face.

Fly Me To The Moon, Let Me Play Among The Stars.

You Can Be The Most Artistically Perfect Performer In The World, But An Audience Is Like A Broad - If You're Indifferent, Endsville.

It Took Me A Long, Long Time To Learn What I Now Know, And I Don't Want That To Die With Me.

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. But The Truth Is I've Flunked More Often Than Not. I'm Very Fond Of Women; I Admire Them. But, Like All Men, I Don't Understand Them.