I'm From A Nice, Suburban,

I Think Online Dating Is A Way Of Procuring People. Like Facebook And Myspace, It's The Way That People Connect Now And Procure Small Children And Sometimes Dodgy Relationships. I Don't Think It's Very Healthy.

I'm Just Getting Settled As A Responsible Man - But If You Split The Elephant Into Little Mouthfuls It Will Be Fine.

I Had A Huge Imagination. My Granddad Says I Was A Bit Of A Walter Mitty Character.

My Job Is To Show And Tell. If I Get Better At Showing And Telling Then Presumably I Get Hired More.

The Long Red Road Is A Story About Alcoholism And Dysfunction And Tragic Tale Of A Man Who's Trying To Drink Himself To Death On An Indian Reservation In Dakota. It Was Written For Me, So It's Something I Would Love To Do.