I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear

I Recommend That You Try A Little Mental Floss.

Drive-in, You Guzzle Gin, Commit A Little Mortal Sin.

My Only Contact With The Outside World Was An Rca Victrola, And Elvis Would Sing, And Then I'd Dream About Expensive Cars.

Shells Sink, Dreams Float. Life's Good On Our Boat.

One Of The Inescapable Encumbrances Of Leading An Interesting Life Is That There Have To Be Moments When You Almost Lose It.