I'm Glad I Brought This

Good Golf Begins With A Good Grip.

I Hate A Hook. It Nauseates Me. I Could Vomit When I See One. It's Like A Rattlesnake In Your Pocket.

May Thy Ball Lie In Green Pastures, And Not In Still Waters.

As You Walk Down The Fairway Of Life You Must Smell The Roses, For You Only Get To Play One Round.

When I Practiced, I Practiced To Get It Right.