I'm Going To Sound Like

The Problem With Being Irish... Is Having 'riverdance' On Your Back. It's A Burden At Times.

The Best Way To Reveal A Character Is To Get Them To Open Their Mouths.

I Write Short Stories When A Little Idea Occurs To Me, That I Know Isn't A Part Of A Novel That Will Stand By Itself And Should Be Concentrated.

When I Was Growing Up, The Exam System Didn't Allow You To Write Fiction, So You Never Did.

I'm Not Recognised That Much. I'm Just A Bald Man In Glasses And There's A Rash Of Them In Dublin. It'd Be Different If I Had A Mohican.