I'm Gonna Keep Singing And

The Most Important Thing For Old Guys Is Never Start Going Down The Stairs Sideways.

Women Will Never Be As Successful As Men Because They Have No Wives To Advise Them.

I've Got Plenty Of Arthritis. But If You Keep Moving, It Won't Bother You That Much. That's Why Old Guys Stiffen Up. They Forget They Have To Get Out Of Their Chairs And Do Something. You Let The Moss Grow Over, It's Your Own Fault.

I've Retired So Many Times Now It's Getting To Be A Habit.

I Like 'the Office.' I Particularly Like The British Version With Ricky Gervais. Of Course, I Liked The 'seinfeld' Show A Lot. I Thought That Was An Awfully Good Show.