I'm Good In Bed, Actually,

I Have Such Poor Vision I Can Date Anybody.

It's Not The Hair On Your Head That Matters. It's The Kind Of Hair You Have Inside.

You Know It's Funny That None Of The Regular Late-night Shows Now Use Guest Hosts The Way Johnny Did. No One Talks About It Much, But It's Curious That They Don't Do It. They Would Each Have To Be Asked The Reason Why They Don't.

I'm Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently, Is Unaware Of It.

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.