I'm Having Spam, Spam, Spam,

I'm Afraid I'm Not Personally Qualified To Confuse Cats, But I Can Recommend An Extremely Good Service.

I Fart In Your General Direction.

One Thing For Sure - A Sheep Is Not A Creature Of The Air.

What Is Your Name? What Is Your Quest? And What Is Your Favorite Color?

I Mean, If I Went 'round Saying I Was An Emperor, Just Because Some Moistened Bint Had Lobbed A Scimitar At Me, They'd Put Me Away!