I'm Here Instead Of Having

Observe The Masses And Do The Opposite

Actors Have Bodyguards And Entourages Not Because Anybody Wants To Hurt Them - Who Would Want To Hurt An Actor? - But Because They Want To Get Recognized. God Forbid Someone Doesn't Recognize Them.

I'm Sort Of A Walter Mitty. I Got Fewer Brain Cells Than Most People, So When I Got Friendly With Cowboys, I Started Rodeoing. When I Was Calf-roping, There Was Something About The Dirt That Made Me Feel Clean.

Some Guys Say Beauty Is Only Skin Deep. But When You Walk Into A Party, You Don't See Somebody's Brain. The Initial Contact Has To Be The Sniffing.

I Had Great, Great Times As A Little League Coach. People Were Talking About Me Quitting Acting, And They Would Say, What About Your Creative Juices? Coaching Is Creative, Because You Could Take A Kid Who Thought He Wasn't Any Good And, Within Four Minutes, Change His Mind. And I Didn't Have To Wait Six Months For Them To Put Music To It.