I'm Joe Canada, Who Never

But For Those People Who Might Give Up: Get Real About What You Want And Go After It.

It's Really Annoying When You're Trying To Get To Know Someone And She Doesn't Pay Attention To You Because She's Obsessed With Her Phone.

I Don't Need To Be Wildly Famous For My Life To Make Sense. I Guess I'm Kind Of Happy Where I'm At, And I Take Whatever Comes, And It's A Good Thing.

I Was Dirt-poor. I Could Barely Hold Down A Job. Eventually, Though, I Started Getting Small Parts On Shows Like 'smallville,' 'supernatural'... And Lots Of Really Bad Sci-fi Movies. I Was Running Around The Woods In Wolf Contacts, Covered In Fake Blood Made Out Of Pancake Syrup, Roaring.

I Stole A Significant Amount Of Money From A Family Member. I Knew I Was Going To Get Caught, But I Was So Desperate I Didn't Care. It Was A Cry For Help.