I'm Larry David. I Happen

Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It Has Nothing To Do With The Fact That I'm Jewish.

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.

I Was Very Fortunate To Hook Up With Jerry In The First Place. The Network Was Already Committed To Doing Something With Him, So I Skipped A Couple Of Hundred Steps Right There.

A Good Compromise Is When Both Parties Are Dissatisfied

I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.