I'm Letting No Man Handle

Always Remember This: There Are Only Eighteen Inches Between A Pat On The Back And A Kick In The Rump.

I'd Rather Play A Maid Than Be One.

I Did My Best, And God Did The Rest.

Bob Hope, Red Skelton, And Eddie Cantor... Help Us Keep Our Balance.

When I Was Little, My Mother Taught Me How To Use A Fork And Knife. The Trouble Is That Mother Forget To Teach Me How To Stop Using Them!