I'm Like John Q. Public.

Well, The Post Office Is Probably Not The Place You Want To Go If You Want To Be Infused With Patriotism And A Renewed Sense Of Vigor.

I Am Semi-ambivalent About Being On Camera - Sort Of Low-key. I Don't Like Being On Camera Stuff That Much. I Like Radio And Live Performing Stuff. I Don't Like The Television Stuff As Much. Some People Do. It Takes A Certain Breed Of Cat. There Is A Ton Of Pressure And You Need To Read Cue Cards. I Am Not A Good Cue Card Reader. Being A Poor Reader Was Enough To Make Me Not Want To Do That Type Of Formatted Show.

I Feel Like I'm A Time Traveler From The Future Who Has Been Sent Back To Be Annoyed.

I'm Harmless. I Don't Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody. When People Know You're That Way, You Can Say Stuff That The Creepy Guy At Your Office Could Never Get Away With.

It's Funny When You're A Kid How You Can Acclimate To Almost Anything.