I'm More Spiritual Than I

Love Is Blind, But Marriage Is A Real Eye-opener.

I'm So Glad I'm Not A Dentist. How Many Times Does Someone Say, 'oh, Doc, It Felt So Good When You Were Drilling My Teeth'? Never. But When You Give Someone A Wonderful Cookie, You Put A Little Of Yourself In, And You See Someone's Face Light Up - That's Immediate Approval.

I Love Hershey's Chocolate. I Feel The Same About Chocolate As I Do About Wine. Connoisseurs Like Dark Chocolate And They Like Nasty Wine That Doesn't Taste Good To Me. I Don't Get It!

The Thought Of Eating Rabbit And Squirrels Doesn't Appeal To Me. And That Was On Our Table Quite Often As A Kid. In Your Uppity Restaurants, They Serve A Lot Of Rabbit. But I Just Can't Help But Think Of Peter. And Deer, I Can't Go There, Because Of Bambi.

Bein' Rich Is Having Leftovers. Good Leftovers Make Yo' Tongue Fly Outta Yo' Mouth And Smack Yo' Brains Out.